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Emo death-wishers 

1./ These people need to get a life, just because a sub-culture which exists doesn't mean you need to put it down.

2./ People who do this are commonly known as neds or just emo haters and these people have no appreciation for music or individuality.

3./ Not every emo cuts so you need to go and try to think of a better basis on which to judge this sub-culture

4./ When these jack-offs insult emo's they cannot think of something worth saying and they say shit like "Fuck off you fucking emo" These people need some originality.

5./ And two more things

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- XxX

These symbols are for heartbreak and love, get over yourselves and try not to almost implode when you see them with emo deathness.

XxX- The End -XxX
"Oh my god!We are emo death-wishers!! Look at the state of you, your eyes are black and you have converse shoes! *gasps* You are such a fucking emo and you should die for it! You are not normal! *implodes*

Emo death-wishers by Iain Cameron December 9, 2008
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The emo death fall ritual 

The act of standing over a dick, spreading your legs, and commiting suicide, therefore falling onto the dick and having your corpse be penetrated and bringing joy to the other person as they cry when using your corpse to pleasure themselves. After they are finished they throw the body into a nearby dumpster, set it on fire, and roll it down a hill while shoving a raw fish up their ass.

This ritual was apparently invented when Columbus discovered America, and found several drawings for instructions.

The ritual is believed to cure the disease of being necrophilic and emo, but so far it has only been a 3% chance.
Her: "I don't wanna live anymore I miss my daddy but I'm also horny :^("
Him: "Let's perform the emo death fall ritual"
Her: "k but I really miss my daddy"
Him: "I honestly don't care and neither does anybody else"
Her: "I want to do it now"
Him: "Fantastic"

Till Death Do Us Emo 

An awesome phrase to emphasise one's extreme emoness. Similar to "Emo To The Core Dude!". Till Death Do Us Emo has an uber handshake associated to it. Most people are unaware of this brilliant phrase.
Charli: TILL DEATH DO US EMO
Franki: TILL DEATH DO US EMO DUDE!
*awesome handshake*

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026