Emory's Law

Emory's Law states that if a person, place, or thing, does exist, will exist, or used to exist, someone will find a reason to hate it.

Alex: I hate Emory's law
Benson: I hate that they're building a new dam.
Craig: I hate how the Soviet Union ran its country.

Emory's Law by AVeryRealName October 18, 2021

every girl's best friend 

Either a diamond, a faggot, or a dildo.

every girl's best friend by Pig May 8, 2003

Every Kyle's got a Cartman. 

For every person that does good, they will also have someone who will show hate towards them.

Coined by George Watsky in his song "4am".

Cartman - A character from "South Park" who generally hates on everyone and everything.

Kyle - Another character from "South Park" who usually strives for good and has strong morals.

Cartman constantly annoys and does what he can to make fun of Kyle.

Guy 1 - "I'm always trying to do things out of the goodness of my heart, but I am always made fun of it by this one guy."

Guy 2 - "Hey, every Kyle's got a Cartman."

Every Kyle's got a Cartman. by Imma KNIGHT November 11, 2013

It's every day bro 

Song for people who want to make suicide. Please don't listen to this song it can make very ill!! The virus name is: Team 10, Jake Pauler and more ! and don't forget the England is my city 🙂

Kids don't forget England is city! and Tessa Brooks smell good It's every day bro Peace ✌🏻

It's every day bro by England is my city August 5, 2017

every girl's best friend 

1) A guy who is so nice to every girl he knows that before he knows it, everyone is past the "Friend" threshold and thus impossible to date due to the "I don't want to mess up what we have" argument.

2) A dildo.

every girl's best friend by MoonKnight March 28, 2003

every day's a school day 

Phrase that means the same as "you learn something new every day" - basically what someone says when the are told something they didn't know before.

Bloke 1: "You can carry something using wheels because carrying doesn't necessarily involve the item being held above the ground"
Bloke 2: "Whatever man! (lol) Every day's a school day!"

every day's a school day by brendan December 23, 2004

It’s every day bro 

A dumb song by a washed up celebrity who probably rented the Lamborghini from the video.

It’s every day bro with that Disney channel flow

It’s every day bro by PBJ_29 June 2, 2018