Pig's definitions

crispin

abhorrent

he was so *crippin*

by PiG June 3, 2003

Liphook

Pointless and needy bleating of the self-appointed governors of the London district of Cunt.

by PiG June 4, 2003

Future Pooping

When you have a stomach flu or ate to many hot wings the night before, and youre on the toilet so much that your pooping out things you have not eaten yet.

My stomach is so messed up lately ive been future pooping

by PIG January 3, 2013

every girl's best friend

Either a diamond, a faggot, or a dildo.

by Pig May 8, 2003

future puking

when your puking so much you start puking things you haven't even eaten yet.

i was so drunk last night that i was in the back yard future puking

by PIG January 3, 2013

fa-chotch

Slang for "Smoking Princess".

Use the term to compliment any female cigarette smoker.

"Hey fa-chotch! I gotta cannoli for yooz."

by Pig February 18, 2005