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Emeril Lagasse 

When you kick sex up a notch by strapping a dog’s shock collar to your junk and yelling “bam!” every time you hit the zapper.
I burned my scrotum with a faulty shock collar why trying to perform an Emeril Lagasse.
the act of ejaculating into your hand after intercourse and throwing it in her face while yelling "BAM!"

My lady was in a naughty mood, so I decided to pull an Emeril and give her a little more than ole' spice to slap on.
emeril by BULLDOG January 31, 2003
While in engaged in the act of fellatio, the male will, prior to coitus, yell "Let's kick it up another notch." When the female looks up in a confused manner, the male will then ejaculate onto her face and scream,"BAM!"
Man talking to co-worker...
Yeah, so last night, me and my lady working going at it, and I did it. I did the "Emeril." Long story short... the only thing I am going to "Emeril" from now on is my dog.
emeril by George Pataki January 24, 2007

emeriltator 

A person that imitates Emeril Lagasse while they are cooking. Examples include: throwing a kitchen towel over their shoulder and yelling "Bam!" every time they add spices and seasonings to things.
Duder 1: "Smells good dude. Why do you have that towel on your shoulder?"

Duder 2: "What am I supposed to do with it man? Hold on gotta add some oregano.....BAM!"

Duder 3: "You're pretty much an emeriltator dude."
emeriltator by westfalia December 11, 2009

Emeril, The 

When a man and woman are having sex doggy style and the man pulls out before ejacualtion and spits on the woman's back so that she thinks he came on her back, while he jacks off in his hand. When the woman turns around, he throws the cum in his hand on her face and says "BAM."
"I pulled an Emeril on this bitch and her eyes burned like hell for a week."
Emeril, The by Christina March 10, 2005

Emeril Surprise 

Your playing just the tip and BAM! You ram it in her
Last Night Mike made laura cry by giving her the emeril surprise
Emeril Surprise by Mike and Shane October 12, 2006