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any email you receive on xmas, wishing happy xmas, but then offering you a deal
see xmas spam
"merry xmas. win a camcorder" etc
by schinter January 01, 2005
 
1.
ema
a gorgeous, nice girl who is freaking irresistible for guys.
OMG! She's so ema.
by doodlished November 18, 2010
 
2.
ema
Education Maintenance Allowance

A weekly payment given to some college students in the UK for having 100% attendance. Eligible students will receive £10, £20 or £30 depending on their household income. A total of £500 in bonuses can be received if the student returns to college each turn. The purpose of ema is to help students who may struggle financially, but really it's just a way of bribing students to come to college.
I hate my next lesson but if I don't go I won't get my ema this week.
by Calvinh April 28, 2007
 
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Ema
Definition Of Ema (pronounced Eeeeee-mmm-aaaa)
Ema is usually a female.
Her name means "Crazy one" in a long lost language of ye olde sea-speake.
Ema's soulmate (husband) normally is called: Clarke, Bob or Jake.
Ema is a very musical person and plays a cello.

Ema normally has a twin (called Ella)
Overall, Ema is a kind person, who thinks shes a teapot.
Oh, whos that girl who thinks shes a teapot, oh yeah its Ema!
by TheGirlWhoEatsPeople May 28, 2010
 
4.
EMA
Short for "Eat my ass."
Pat: I can't believe you're not coming to the strip club with us tonight...
Brad: I can't, I have a huge cardio exam I have to study for.
Pat: EMA! That excuse is not good enough.
by LPdoc January 30, 2011
 
5.
Ema
the coolest name ever
"wow that chick has the coolest name" "what is it?" "Ema of cores"
by wannabeema October 05, 2008
 
6.
EMA
As you angrily hang up the phone with someone who just pissed you off, you hang up and shout "EMA bitch"
by anjvat May 11, 2011
 
7.
EMA
Eat My Ass. Used derisively.
"You want me to go to the supermarket just to get you Milanos? EMA."
by asb165 December 14, 2006