Elwood 

the name of the best musician you'll ever meet. also the future president. great accent, even better laugh.

GOD i wish i were elwood he's so cool and handsome

Elwood by granny lau February 22, 2022

Elwyn 

Is a very cool kid overall, he is kind and caring. He can probably steal your missus so don't mess with him. He is very smart and talented. Elwyn is also very athletic. Elwyn may seem like a teacher's pet, but when the teacher looks away he is very bad.

Your Mrs: Elwyn is just too cool. I wish I was getting banged by him

Elwyn by Mike Ock BIG November 19, 2019

John Elway

In 1492 John Elway descended from Valhalla and discovered Colorado. He immediately started bottling his piss( also known a Coors original) and shitting out ford dealerships. John was a humble deity so he let other teams win until his final two years in the NFL. he did this by taking 500 vallume and drinking 300 beers before every game, any less and the Denver broncos would win games by 6000 points. Then in 1998,99 he cut the dose in half, this is why he single handily destroyed the packers and falcons. John Elway now resides on top of Pikes Peak controlling the outcome of all sporting events….. the browns will never win a super bowl.

i almost found god but i found John Elway insted

John Elway by wrastlor December 29, 2010

Elwad 

Elwad is a rare Arabic/Hebrew old name that describes when the sun and the sea meet , creating that iconic sunset you watch at a beach or a movie. Elwad is also means 'Intelligant' in Somali and 'Smart' in Egpytian so I guess it's a smart name to name someone!

"Watch that Elwad going down"
"What a beautiful Elwad"
"Your so Elwad"
"Elwad is better than Ruby"

Elwad by Asertopin February 9, 2021

Elwin Special 

An incredible honey cake, produced by the incredible Elwin.

Sweet and mysterious just like her - how does it taste so damn good?
Best not ask, she's a pro at potions.. who knows what might happen.

That damn Elwin Special, left me feeling so amazing. I'm not going to turn into a frog am I...?

Elwin Special by SaphiraDawn November 30, 2021

Elwood 

A very rare and exotic name

He's an Elwood for sure

Elwood by ElPinkEye January 14, 2017

Elwin 

1. A kind considerate hard working person who is dedicated to his family.
2. A sexy subject who women go bananas for.

1. A co worker: That Elwin is so kind and considerate and he works so hard. But he gives his all to his family.

2. HER: He is so dreamy, I wish you were more like him

HIM: What is so special about him?

Elwin by MIKMOORE February 3, 2010