Elver 

Elver is one of the best, if not the best friend and lover. He will always be there. But don't get me wrong, he is kind , but when he has to he will kick your ass .he is also a man of true intelligence. Overall elver is a great guy to know

Damn Elver is such a badass.

Elver by Flakkadout October 9, 2016

Elverta 

Elverta is a skinny blonde babe with big blue eyes and a nice ass. She's great at putting shitheads in their place and encouraging bitches to speak their minds. She can only cook grill cheese sandwhiches.

Elverta will kick your ass if she hears you talking shit like that.

Elverta by Dr. Fuzzy Slippers December 31, 2012

Elver 

The most handsome boy on earth. Elver is extremely caring and thoughtful, truly the best person that could possibly walk into your life. Funny and charismatic, with the best personality ever. Elver is the best person you will ever meet and you won’t regret getting to know him. He is like a drug, once you have him you just can’t get enough, he’s addicting. I love Elver. We all need an Elver is our lives.

“Who’s that?”

“Oh that’s Elver, the best person on earth.”

Elver by elversgf May 31, 2023

Elverth 

A behemoth of a man! Elverths are the largest humans known to mankind. The epitemy of 'Giant'. They are dark, cruel, and unjust...though secretly quite passive. Elverths are naturally drawn to other members of the male sex. They wear all black everything and enormous boots. Elverths have no loyalty, they are only interested in benefiting themselves. Elverths will one day enslave all humans named Andrew.

Look out Andrew, there is an Elverth behind that mountain!

Elverth throughly enjoys 'Man Love Thursdays'.

Elverth by Kupkake Princess September 27, 2012

elver 

Petite cock.(if you read Memoirs of a Geisha, intercourse is analogous to an eel entering a cave and moving around to find the right spot and spitting when it likes the cave. COCK:EEL::BABY COCK:ELVER

awwww....our pet elver...so cute.
"kick the elver! ...don't kick the elver!"
(derived from south park: "kick the baby!")
elver's hiding in the elver bush..he's shy. where'd he go?

elver by gwad damn u December 28, 2005

elvera 

Sexy ass lol

Jing: Dude look at Elvera

Elverva: no <3

elvera by Lemonfriut October 25, 2020

Elverum 

def. 1-
Elverum,(old norse for alfarheimr) means "river home."

def. 2-
Also known as the coolest last name that someone could every have, such as I.
def. 3-
Awesome.

Did you see Elverum? That was a sick move!

Dude that game was totally Elverum.

Elverum by Mr. Elverum May 2, 2009