Top Definition
Petite cock.(if you read Memoirs of a Geisha, intercourse is analogous to an eel entering a cave and moving around to find the right spot and spitting when it likes the cave. COCK:EEL::BABY COCK:ELVER
awwww....our pet cute.
"kick the elver! ...don't kick the elver!"
(derived from south park: "kick the baby!")
elver's hiding in the elver bush..he's shy. where'd he go?
#eel #cock #dick #penis #mr.happy
by gwad damn u December 07, 2005
5 Words related to elver
- A baby eel.

- Some clame it to be an urban elf.
Gimme that elver. I looks nice and Juicy.
by Hovah January 25, 2005
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