elderlynet

when old people get on the internet and take everything they see to heart or just play solitaire all day.

Grandma :" I was on myspacetoday and Tom's going to start charging me to have and account and I am not going to pay"

Grandma : " I dont have the internet but I stayed up the other night until 3 am playing solitaire on the computer "

Both examples of the "elderlynet"

elderlynet by yogitommyd December 4, 2010

emmelene 

THIS.... IS.... SPARTA!!!!!

THIS IS EMMELENE

emmelene by Sandwichmeat63 September 19, 2016

elderliness 

When you turn 21 and have a horribly overwhelming feeling that you need to get your life in order.

Joseph quickly realised after turning 21 he had an overwhelming feeling of elderliness.

elderliness by Elderliness June 15, 2017

emmerline 

Emmerline is a talented sweet young lady she always has a smile on she loves animals and she is a awesome friend to have. She loves stuff animals

Omg that girl gave her bestie a panda bear stuff animals
She must be a EMMERLINE!!

emmerline by Duhh_its_mee_💕✌️ October 7, 2017

emelene 

Really honest, very hardworking and a great friend. Overindulgent, particularly when it comes to alcohol. Natural gobshite and goofy. Makes great life choices. Can be a bit of a loner. Doesn’t like many people. Tends to eat lots of pizza.
Likes farmers.

Friend: I’m gonna do an emelene tonight.
Friend 2: What’s that?
Friend: oh it’s where you get really drunk after going out spontaneously and making bad life decisions then coming home and ordering an insane amount of dominos.

emelene by Notemelenesfriend March 12, 2019