the roaming group of survivors that rose from the once glamorous bisbo empire who was ruled by one ben zoll. the many members ride together, attempting the impossible. survival although members are spread across the state and world.
the elephant riders came through town last night Staveman! they looted and pillaged our town! and they left us with a statue commemorating the bisbo empire! what do we do?!?!?!
A fictional group of civil war soldiers who rode elephants in to battle on the East Coast of the United States, coined by the Clutch song of the same name after they leaned about Siam’s proposal to offer the US elephants to ride in to battle.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).