An extreme case of burning hemorrhoids in which the inside of the anus is so elongated that it hangs down like an elephant's proboscis. And like the real elephant's trunk, it is extremely sensitive and can smell terrible. Unlike the real elephant's trunk, it is not strong enough to rip the branches off a tree.
Guy #1: Man, I biked 5 hours today on my Grandma's old Schwinn.
Guy #2: Ouch! That must have really been painful on your arse.
Guy #1: You said it. I got an elephant trunk so long it's wrapped around my junk.
Guy #2: Ouch! That must have really been painful on your arse.
Guy #1: You said it. I got an elephant trunk so long it's wrapped around my junk.
by cocteau30 August 14, 2011
by elephant trunk man November 10, 2009
While taking shots you dip someone else's dick into your shot glass and proceed to slam the shot, simultaneously holding onto the guys dick. This can also be done in a group setting much like an elephant train (trunk to tail)
"Who wants to take an elephant trunk shot with me"
"Who wants to get naked and take an elephant trunk shot with me"
"Who wants to get naked and take an elephant trunk shot with me"
by cretin105 August 29, 2014
by I call my shits grumpys February 7, 2010
by laurent8891 November 30, 2007
by Harve Eugene April 14, 2008
The stage in a penis after you jizz. The shaft is in between being flaccid and boner worthy and is red from stroking or sex. The visual result is a cock that looks like a red elephant trunk. Usually at this point you start to get dressed and leave the bitches house.
by Sir Moist June 29, 2008