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An individual that lives to get screwed over. If he isn't begging to be screwed over, it's because he's under the process of currently being screwed. Consequent to this behaviour, they often find them selves in jail.

See also: inmate
<eld> Im in the same cell as a big fat rapist
<Ranto> :/ I pity the rapist... he'll be loosing respect around the joint.
<Ranto> He won't be taking his fill by force. Eld'll be begging for it.
Eldron by definer June 11, 2004

Elderness 

It's the act of being elderly: clumsy, non-technological yet curious and willing to help.

www.theelderness.com
Elderness: Giving an 'elder' you smart phone asking them to take a picture for you. It seems innocent enough until you turn the camera to (selfie mode) face them and press record. While they attempt to take a photo, they are being recorded the whole time. It's priceless.

Then notify them. 'Oh! It was being recorded the whole time! OOPS!!' This way they know it was all on video. Then show them how its done, so they won't be ELDERNESSED again!
Elderness by elderness God July 25, 2013
Originating from the World of Warcraft realm, Cenarion Circle, he played a rogue for two years, named Daggerchubz(then changed name to Trilden), after that, he went on to create a druid on the realm of Hyjal. Eldeon hit 80 within 3 days the expansion was released. He was in the guild of, "Reborn" for most of the time. Then he grouped up with a lot of the first 80's to create Djinn, which became a very successful guild. With Djinn up and running, Urdadie(Guild/Raid leader) pushed every raider hard, creating the guild it was. But the guild suffered from a load of QQ and drama. The life of Djinn was short lived, but fun packed. Leaving the guild, he set off to transfer, with a friend (Hyphxcleric) to Dethecus. On their first arrival, they found it hard to find a decent PVE guild, but soon joined a steady guild, named Supremacy. Supremacy had a lot of QQ as well, so then a few members, including officers left to create their own guild. With Scorpian, Recoome, Barbatos leaving to create Serious Business, Eldeon and many other non QQ raiders joined as well. To this day Serious Business as been progressing as an excellent guild. Eldeon is now a successful Tree healer and boomkin, with the 19th best resto druid gear in the server. To this day, Eldeon continues to PVE as well as PVP.
Eldeon is the best facking healer druid on this server.
Eldeon by mizdachubz May 15, 2009

elderorphan 

An elderly person who has no family or whose family can't or won't care for them.
elderorphan: There are about 10 million seniors in the U.S. who live alone. Fortunately, most of those still have family members to care for them, but about 15 percent of seniors who need care have no family support. Even if that percentage remains constant, the sheer number of elder orphans will grow thanks to the massive bulge of the baby boom which will begin reaching age 65 in 2011.
elderorphan by Word Spy May 18, 2008

ElderNormen 

A synonym for the proletariat
An ally to all who are dissociative
Tsukki slander page
Arm the proletariat, arm ElderNormen ✊🔫
ElderNormen by Eldernormen January 23, 2021

enderonni 

A weird mix between an enderman and peperoni, scared of social interaction and bread
I am a bit of an enderonni if I say so myself.
enderonni by kenchilius September 6, 2021