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11. a-piss
someone that holds grudges against another in front of other people just so that he/she can say them so their not as suspicious as they are being dry humored. You have to have a betrayed quality to you to be a-piss. you have to start by being zany and a loaf and then drop down to a level where your just being a suke/sook in restraint.
ahh what??? why noooo jeeese. wow im crazy all of a sudden hey look I'm flighty, and crusty weeee hahaha etc.
by definer Jan 14, 2005 share this
10. Trojan Helmet
The position a male gets into when he lays his testicles in a sleeping female's eyesockets and places his penis between the female's upper lip and the tip of her nose. When the female is tickled she wakes up and is forced to give oral sex to the male.
"I gave Liv a Trojan Helmet when she was asleep once, but she didn't wake up."

"Don't you ever give me a Trojan Helmet again!"

Definition Code A-001
by Definer Nov 2, 2004 share this
9. sweet shit
Possibly one of the greatest expressions ever. Used to show how much someone likes a concept or thing.

Synonyms include: Sweet, nice, kickass, all right, excellent, etc.
Mike - Dude, I got all the beer we need! Time to party!

Chris - Sweet shit!
by Definer Oct 13, 2004 share this
8. Arivia'd
1)To have ineffectual invisitext because of a lack of a pound sign(#) before the hex code in the COLOR tag-particularly appropriate when pointed out by someone using Mozilla Firefox
2)To be given effective computer advice laced with suggestions of Open Source alternatives for the problematic programs
1)Dammit, I got Arivia'd.
2)Try the config here...alternatively, switch to OpenOffice.org or Abiword...
by Definer Aug 11, 2004 share this
7. rocee
a ridiculous, boisterous person who uses the internet as a source of strength and power; smacktard
Jan realized that guy is such a rocee.
by definer Aug 5, 2004 share this
6. camal toe
When a girl's pussy has a wedgie and it looks like a camal toe.
That thong gave the slut a camal toe. It is so tight she should buy a bigger thong.
by Definer Jul 6, 2004 share this
5. Eldron
An individual that lives to get screwed over. If he isn't begging to be screwed over, it's because he's under the process of currently being screwed. Consequent to this behaviour, they often find them selves in jail.

See also: inmate
<eld> Im in the same cell as a big fat rapist
<Ranto> :/ I pity the rapist... he'll be loosing respect around the joint.
<Ranto> He won't be taking his fill by force. Eld'll be begging for it.
by definer Jun 11, 2004 share this
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