etched

To drink yourself retarded, not of your own doing.

Atilla "Etch" Ecsedy etched me last night!

Help me I'm etched and cannot get up!

etched by ninja694evar March 11, 2007

Emched 

Emched means screwed up, tangled, a mess, scrambled, much like FUBAR

This paperwork is all emched up!

He has emched up the deal...it never will work now!

Emching something up is like shredding an original document!

Emched by Sagacious Tormentor April 28, 2009

Elchert

Dutch or North German: from a Germanic personal name composed of the elements agile ‘edge’, ‘tip’ (of a sword) + hard ‘hardy’, ‘bold’. This name is found chiefly in OH.

Elchert from north Germany composes the elements of edge and tip of sword and being hard, hardy or bold.

Elchert by docelch September 13, 2011

Duo Etched

To ditch and divorce a significant other, usually due to infidelity, in a harsh and unforgiving fashion.

Bob duo etched Karen hard when he found out she had been sleeping with his best friend.

Duo Etched by supernowa March 25, 2019

etched

to be wasted or just really drunk/ stoned

last night i was so etched, i must have done like 20 shots

etched by mchl711 January 28, 2006

esched 

To be royally fucked unjustly.

Her: "So, my soon to be ex had his attorney send me another wacky settlement offer that he calls a 'bookend' offer."

Me: "Yeah, I read it. Call it 'bookending,' double penetration, whatever. But, babe--you have been Esched."

esched by Just a concerned friend April 8, 2015

elche 

Elche is a clean city with hella lot of palm trees and a rock with the shape of Princess Leia. Basically, that's it.

—Mate, where will you go on holiday?
— Elche, fella. I'm ready to eat paella till death

elche by The Elcher_Boss February 15, 2017