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1.
when a girl is giving you oral sex, you beat the fuck out of her, and steal her pet kitty and run away.
Molly: This guy el bandito'd me last night and took muffins. :(
by EvoSparco January 20, 2010
 
2.
When fucking a girl doggy style right before you finish you put your dick in her ass and yell, "El Bandito!"
My girl is mad cuz I El Bandito'd her last night.
by Nic July 19, 2003