eighteen o'clock 

The eighteen year anniversary that occurs precisely the moment of a persons birth.

At exactly 1:15 am a dad awoke his child and said, " Happy birthday. Its eighteen o'clock and starting right now your considered of legal age, whats your plans for the future ?"

eighteen o'clock by jpg3 September 21, 2011

eightless 

without 8s

- "yo, m8, see 1 + 1 = 2"
- "mf, its eightless af"

eightless by 8less January 6, 2023

eighties-tastic

any pop culture reference in which one can determine that it is from the eighties solely on the fashion, music style, media references, etc.

eighties-tastic?...breakfast club

eighties-tastic by PeteyPablo130 July 8, 2010

big haired ladies of the 'eighties 

all those grand and glorious hairstyles women of that era publicly sported - without shame or embarrassment, evidently - only to find themselves forever running scared (especially from new husbands, new boyfriends or partners) of any or all damning photo evidence of such "unfortunate fashion choices" ever seeing the light of day.

New Girlfriend : Ha-ha ! Your mother showed me your high school graduation photo the other day. Boy, did you sport QUITE the mullet back in the day ! What - making certain your football helmet fit nice and snug ? LOL
Me : Sez you ! Have you forgotten what YOU looked like ? Judging from YOUR grad photo, I thought you were one of the Bangles or maybe Sara Jessica Parker's stunt double from 'Square Pegs'.
New Girlfriend : Eeeeeewwwwwww !!!!!! You actually SAW it ?! OMFG - I thought I had burned every known copy of that horrid pic ! Now you'll probably break up with me knowing I once ever looked like that ! I'm cursed, Cursed, CURSED !!!
Me : Big haired ladies of the 'eighties ! LOL

big haired ladies of the 'eighties by Virgin Suicides August 13, 2017

row eighteen 

Refers to public masturbation.

Can also be used to refer to any scandalous, embarrassing, or humiliating act performed in public, which act is followed by media attention and public scorn.

This phrase gained popularity following the infamous incident on United Flight 340 to Denver in mid-May, 2011, where an individual reportedly masturbated "to the point of ejaculation" while sitting in row eighteen. He was subsequently arrested and faces criminal misdemeanor charges.

That dude Row Eighteened it at work! I hear the receptionist is going to need therapy.

I'm going to drink some Four Loko and start Row Eighteenin' it at the club tonight.

I can't believe that guy just streaked through Wrigley Field and urinated on second base. He must have been sitting in Row Eighteen.

row eighteen by chindonya115 October 5, 2011

Eighthead 

A huge forehead, often twice the size of normal foreheads.

Joe: Ahhh! I'm being blinded by the sun's reflection off of Adam's huge, shiny forehead!
Lou: That's not a forehead, that's an eighthead!

Eighthead by Steamer August 23, 2005

eighteenth base

Sticking your middle toe in the tip of a guy's penis while playing with his balls with your other foot

Chad: Hey, Jakob, I heard you got pretty far last night!
Jakob: Yeah me and Sadie got to eighteenth base last night! It was fucking magical

eighteenth base by Baddyfuckdaddy February 1, 2017