hung eighth grader 

guy whose penis meets or exceeds adult average length (seven inches) and meets or exceeds adult average girth (five inches) by the end of seventh grade summer

A hung eighth grader is either going to be discovered when making out or with boner passed out on the couch drunk at a party. If he is saving it for marriage he's going to get alot of unwanted sexual attention as girls vie to experience its pleasuring for themselves.

Of the downsides of being a hung eighth grader girls will be less willing to try anal sex with him especially when extra girthy

hung eighth grader by Unloaded Words December 15, 2012

hung eighth grader 

An eighth grader with a penis around 8" long. He will also have big balls.
Close to hung seventh grader but bigger in proportions.

Kelsey: Have you had sex with Michael?
Alexa: Yea, but he has a small dick.
Kelsey: Ahha thats funny.
Alexa: Try Jordan, he's a hung eighth grader.
Kelsey: I will. {Licks lips}

hung eighth grader by :D:DD:DDD May 30, 2007

Grade Eight 

Grade eight is a term coined to describe incredibly immature behavior most predominantley present in grade eight students. this is not a derogatory term for a grade, but an attitude; these are the people who saw napoleon dynamite only because it became a trend, and then fucking ruined it with their retarded incessant pseudo-quotations.
The term also applies to the losers responsible for sk8ers and the like. my advice, burn them. set them on fire and do not put them out until they are melted to the fucking pavement

"Omgzlolzrofl@napoleeun dynamiete <3
fuck im so gay, look at my tits, theyre so big but really tiny w00t w00t pwned."

"fuck i hate those kids,"
*pulls out shotgun*
BANG

Grade Eight by mister4 June 1, 2005

Eighth-Grade Syndrome 

When someone around the age of 12-15 get engrossed into one topic such as a TV show or video game, and believes they are a part of it in the form of a Character or possessing the powers from the show or video game. In other cases, influences from shows or video games may not even be a cause.

Surprisingly, this is a quite serious phenomenon that happens in real life, and not just something that appears in the show “Chuunibyou Demo Koi Ga Shitai” as where it is most commonly known.

Symptoms may range from full-on costume wearing with quotes used within their everyday conversations, from acting completely normal with only them believing in themselves having some sort of power.

A common example of a subtle version of this syndrome would be kids having thoughts such as “I’m smarter than anyone” or “No one can understand my thoughts, It’s too complicated”.

“Ugh, that kid has Eighth-Grade Syndrome. He must think he’s so cool, when in reality he’s just pure cringe.”

Eighth-Grade Syndrome by iNotAotaku June 13, 2020

eighth grade syndrome 

its when some kids you know suddenly tries to act cool like they are the main character of a show.but mostly its just childish delusions for example like when you see someone trying to act like a anime character then you know he or she has eighth grade syndrome.

student in the same class:Hi my name is steve what's yours?

eighth grade syndrome kid:Hello,i am the hero of this world ad i will defeat every evil i see.

eighth grade syndrome by nav15 January 2, 2016

Eighth Grade Hoes

People who think they’re the shit but in reality no one likes them

I can’t stand when those eighth grade hoes try to get with my man.

Eighth Grade Hoes by lemonpudding1744 May 1, 2019