erotespondence

erotic correspondence - especially online

she was late to work after a late night online with her erotespondent

he found it hard to type while erotesponding due to frenetic manual multi-tasking

chat rooms are venues for blatant erotespondence

erotespondence by Anthony Sheppard December 28, 2005

Egotestical 

Somebody of the male gender who is proud of, enjoys talking about or displaying, and is generally egotistical about their testicles.

Gabby: " What's up with that guy? He's always talking about his frickin BALL-SAC.......whats his deal?"

Misty: " I'ts gross! He's so EGOTESTICAL.......the way he brags about his 2 buddies, you'd think they were the only coca-colas in the desert

Egotestical by Carlye Samatas February 2, 2010

giP egroeG 

giP egroeG is a simple name for a child who likes to look at Peppa when shes sleeping
giP egroeG can also be used to describe a pedophile

Guy 1: OMG do you see that kid in the window?!
Guy 2: yep he's definitely a giP egroeG.
Guy 1: yeah he's looking at Peppa while shes asleep
Guy 2: yeah I'm a bit jealous of him

giP egroeG by lOrD GiP ApPeP February 10, 2020

egotesticaless 

personality trait defined by one's ego being so large it has consumed one's testicles.

This particular type of self absorbtion begins in the individual's testicles where they are eventually consumed. The lack of testicles often leaves the individual with a large cavity beneath the penis where the testicles once hung.

See also: egopuss

David: That guy is such a egotistical pussy, what's his deal?

Hoppy: Oh, he's been diagnosed as being egotesticaless.

David: testicle-less?

Hoppy: Yeah, his ego ate them. So even though he is a pussy, his ego still makes him a giant prick. Quite a conundrum that one can be an equally huge dick as he is a pussy.

egotesticaless by wordwizzard November 21, 2010

Egotesticle 

The belif the whole world is sentered around one's testicles. similar to Egotistical except refering to the testicles.

John is such and egotesticle, he alsways talks about how all the girls love his balls

Egotesticle by casey99 January 23, 2007

egotestical 

1. Characteristic of an individual who is a self-absorbed nutsack.

"Dick just goes on and on with his stupid comments and unjustified bragging to no end; Dick is egotestical."

egotestical by heatshedfogphase April 24, 2008

egotesticle 

1. When an ego metastasizes and move into a testicle. Usually, the normal testicle recesses to feed the larger growth. Frequently it results in a bicycle race through France, 7 of them.

Dude that guy has only one testicle!
Yeah bit its f-en huge!
His egotesticle helps keep his center of gravity low.

egotesticle by Uni-baller April 28, 2010