The belif the whole world is sentered around one's testicles. similar to Egotistical
except refering to the testicles.
John is such and egotesticle, he alsways talks about how all the girls love his balls
1. When an ego metastasizes and move into a testicle. Usually, the normal testicle recesses to feed the larger growth. Frequently it results in a bicycle race through France, 7 of them.
Dude that guy has only one testicle!
Yeah bit its f-en huge!
His egotesticle helps keep his center of gravity low.
Being comfortable with the size of your genitalia
John: Aren't you worried about her judging you? She's been with a lot of black guys...
Lucas: Nah man, I'm pretty egotesticle
1. pertaining to or characterized by egotesticlism
2. given to talking about oneself from the perspective of one's testicles
3. indifferent to the well-being of others testicles
used primarily as an insult to someone's attitude or personality
“Man, I swear you are so egotesticle sometimes, all you think about... rather with, are your egotesticles.”
When guys are especially cocky about their junk.
Steve: dude! I'm HUGE!
Bob: Quit being so egotesticle!
Term for a high profile, overly confident male (i.e. a politician) who believes he can lie about extramarital affairs.
That candidate is so egotesticle he thinks we'll actually believe he was hiking the Appalachian Trail last weekend.
1) When a person believes they have a giant dick and will bring this topic up as much as possible.
2) A guy who believes he can get with any girl (when in fact, everyone hates him).
"Jesus Matt, stop being so egotesticle!"