The belif the whole world is sentered around one's testicles. similar to Egotistical except refering to the testicles.
by casey99 January 21, 2007
1. When an ego metastasizes and move into a testicle. Usually, the normal testicle recesses to feed the larger growth. Frequently it results in a bicycle race through France, 7 of them.
Dude that guy has only one testicle!
Yeah bit its f-en huge!
His egotesticle helps keep his center of gravity low.
Yeah bit its f-en huge!
His egotesticle helps keep his center of gravity low.
by Uni-baller April 26, 2010
e·go·tes·ti·cle
/ˌēɡəˈtestək(ə)l/
adjective
A man who is heavily steeped in masculine energy and excessively conceited or absorbed in oneself; extremely self-centered.
/ˌēɡəˈtestək(ə)l/
adjective
A man who is heavily steeped in masculine energy and excessively conceited or absorbed in oneself; extremely self-centered.
by Alchemissed October 25, 2023
Term for a high profile, overly confident male (i.e. a politician) who believes he can lie about extramarital affairs.
That candidate is so egotesticle he thinks we'll actually believe he was hiking the Appalachian Trail last weekend.
by ms. wordiness May 25, 2012
He is such an egotesticle dolt!
by Angela2BPecked August 31, 2011
by Dr Lina P September 14, 2009
1) When a person believes they have a giant dick and will bring this topic up as much as possible.
2) A guy who believes he can get with any girl (when in fact, everyone hates him).
2) A guy who believes he can get with any girl (when in fact, everyone hates him).
by banjolin October 6, 2011