A bagel toasted with a microwaved egg in the middle, and then cheese melted on the egg. You can also add salt and pepper.
Other toppings might be onions, tomato, green peppers or bacon.
Other toppings might be onions, tomato, green peppers or bacon.
by Drew Banner January 4, 2009
(n.) A breakfast dish consisting of scrambled eggs, and anything you happen to have in your refrigerator that may or may not taste good mixed with scrambled eggs.
This morning I made Scrambled Egg Surprise by taking the fries and patties from the Big Mac meal I didn't finish last week, chopped up some onions, smothered it in sprinkle cheese and mustard, added some chopped up fried bologna, and salsa, then put it all on the Big Mac buns after popping them in the toaster. Breakfast of Champions!
by BSanner November 23, 2010
A person on tinder who lies about their age. Usually they are upfront about it and indicate that no, they are "actually 17" when their age is set to 22.
Alyssa: Just swiped right on a tinder egg surprise! Is that wrong of me?
Jen: Well, you've always been a cradle robber!
Jen: Well, you've always been a cradle robber!
by taerc July 19, 2015
by Sexmaster6979 March 6, 2023
the semen that is ejaculated out of the body through the penis.
when someone is giving you a bj and you don't tell them when you're about to cum
you can ask someone if they want an egg white surprise and then whip out your penis
when someone is giving you a bj and you don't tell them when you're about to cum
you can ask someone if they want an egg white surprise and then whip out your penis
hey you want an egg white surprise ?
sure
ok close your eyes and say ''ahh''
theres your egg white surprise
sure
ok close your eyes and say ''ahh''
theres your egg white surprise
by siy January 9, 2009
The only two words that will guarantee someone millions of views on a YouTube video with the use of a popular children's IP (e.g. Frozen, Spiderman, Minecraft). When placed in the title of a video, these words are often crammed in with other buzzwords that 1. are designed to grab the child's immediate attention or 2. manipulate YouTube's algorithm into placing said video amongst other well-made, thoughtfully-created forms of children's entertainment on the platform.
by bassistheplace246 July 19, 2018
When a man puts feces on the backside of his balls, or scrotum. The man leaves the feces on the back of the scrotum. Once he goes to engage in coitus he rubs the tip of his penis on the back of his scrotum, covering the tip in feces, giving it the appearance of a chocolate egg.
“I heard Brad and Angelina got a divorce because he gave her a Kinder Surprise Egg” “Dude, Chris Gave Chelsea a Kinder Surprise Egg last night!”
by DickRichards April 17, 2018