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egonanism 

A contraction of ego and onanism. The act of self gratifying one's ego.
David reposted his old poetry and then posted about his reposting it. He's just indulging in egonanism.
egonanism by Angatkuq March 12, 2011
An Egon is the pinnacle of perfection. Their is nothing bad about Egon everybody loves him. He also gets all the fucking bitches. Ohh, and he has a 20 inch long cock.
Yooo is that Egon? He is soooo cool. Is that his 20 inch penis hanging out of his pants?
Egon by 69_DemonSlayer_69 November 9, 2020
An Egonaut is someone, who spends a great deal of the time contemplating existential questions and the overall order of things. En Egonaut is a reflective thinker.

Egonaut in this sense is comparable to Astronaut, but with the exception that the Astronaut travels in space, and the Egonaut travels in thought.
I am constantly asking the question "why"?.

It seems like I am always looking for the answer to all the questions at once. I wish I could stop being such an f-ing Egonaut.
Egonaut by Egonaut July 12, 2009

Egonovism 

The term “Egonovism” comes from the latinego,” meaning self, and “novo” to make new, rewrite, or invent. An Egonovist is an individual who develops his or her own personal religions system and borrows ideas from established religions that they’re familiar with. Many Egonovists self-identify as being members of other religions.
A person who calls himself Christian but hasn't studied the Bible, isn't familiar with Biblical law, and just has his or her own sense of God and right and wrong is an Egonovist and is practicing Egonovism.
Egonovism by Zadoc September 2, 2010
1. the logic used to justify ones actions for personal gain 2. the art of being self-centered 3. the actions and attitudes one takes to appear beter than others, that to the outside observer, shows he/she is a real jerk.
It was his egonomics that caused his to die a lonely man, and the geek, a millionaire
egonomics by Silly Dad August 12, 2003

Egon's Law 

Egon's Law comes from the movie "Ghostbusters" and states: "Don't cross the streams". This is in reference to their energy packs, because if the streams are crossed, all existence gets destroyed.

The real-life usage of Egon's Law is applied when two or more men are urinating next to each other, perhaps in a community trough or a row of bushes. If anyone crosses their urine streams, those two have violated Egon's Law (don't cross streams!) and are therefore automatically gay.
Oh no! Perry and Nick violated Egon's Law!!! You guys are SO gay!!!!!

Whoa whoa watch it pal! Don't violate Egon's Law! I don't want to be gay with you!
Egon's Law by Gr33kH3r0 March 10, 2009