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effacebook 

Facebook, called so because facebook effaces, or wipes out, your time.
Ryan: "Dude, today I got this email asking me to join a group on facebook, and next thing you know two hours had passed by. I was really pissed because I have this lab report due tomorrow, and now I'll need to pull an all-nighter for sure."

Mostafa: "Yeah, man. I had that same problem last semester, but then I decided to break my effacebook addiction."

Ryan: "How'd you do that?"

Mostafa: "I turned off the email notifications. And I decided to only use it when I needed too. Dude, I'm taking three senior level courses this semester. I can't afford that WOT. I had to make the same decision with World of Warcraft.

Ryan: "Gotcha. Thanks for the heads-up."
effacebook by Adel7 September 11, 2007
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efacebook 

The act of having deleted ones facebook account.
"Hey man i wanted to post a comment on your wall, but your accounts not working."

"Bro, i efacebooked it. My fucken rents were stalken my shit!"
efacebook by John cookie dough August 24, 2009
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exfacebook friend

Someone with whom you used to be facebook friends and are no longer. Also known as xfbf.
Joseph was facebook friends with Bob. Joseph defriended Bob, and now they are exfacebook friends.
exfacebook friend by trailmixtaco February 17, 2010

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
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