edgeolitis 

a diease where someone has little to no edges

hey girl my hair keep coming out, I think I got edgeolitis

edgeolitis by simile pretty December 12, 2012

Edgyoligist 

The study of how eddy a person, place, or thing is.

Susan became an edgyoligist after high school

Edgyoligist by Eavan July 12, 2017

engolitis 

Referenced on a little known parenting website. Symptoms include regularly being rightly pissed off.
Not to be compared to Clairecitis which instantly renders its victims utterly humourless while lasting effects includes sanctimony, disdain and boredom.

A sufferer of engolitis is as likely to go postal as any us postal service worker ever was.

engolitis by engol March 15, 2011