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eddie murphy 

Best comedian to ever stand up, by far although he isnt as funny as he used to be, but fair enough the guy was born in 1961.
his 1987 Raw video and 1983 Delirious show are the best.
watch them!
eddie murphy at his best...
"I have a few rules when I'm up here... Also, faggots aren't allowed to look at my ass while I'm onstage. That's why I keep moving when I'm up here. You don't know where the faggot section is, so I keep moving."

eddie murphy by skitchyboy July 16, 2008

Eddie Murphy Smile

An Adjective as to describe a huge smile where the person's teeth are completely exposed, their cheeks (face) are raised really high, and their eyes are very low and squinty because the person's high raised cheeks are putting pressure on the person's eyes.
Dave really started to freak me out when he started cracking Eddie Murphy smiles for no reason.

Eddie Murphy's Law 

based on the term Murphy's Law, in which "anything that can go wrong, will wrong."

Eddie Murphy's Law suggest that "anything that can go wrong, will go wrong for a black man,"
That's Eddie Murphy's law for ya.

eddie murphy 

When your taking a shit, and it hits the water and splashes back (just like Eddie's career).
eddie murphy by SurferX May 27, 2008

eddie murphy 

What happened Eddie? Did Daddy Day Care kill your career?
eddie murphy by Alomar January 26, 2005

Eddie Murphy 

High quality marijuana that leaves you and all of your friends smiling like Eddie Murphy.
Person 1:Wanna chill later?
Person 2:Yeah man, I got a Dub of Eddie Murphy.
Person 1:This is going to be a great day.
Eddie Murphy by iKushZ x January 14, 2011