at-ease 

(verb) to stop what you are doing, cease (This is a military term derived from the command “at-ease” which, even though sounds like it should mean “to relax”, actually is more restrictive than when a soldier is at “rest”, where a soldier is free to move, talk, smoke, etc. It is from this point that it is used to bring a soldier under control, particularly if the soldier in question is involved in grab-ass.)

Soldier: HEY CHICKY BABY! DO I GET SOME FRIES WITH THAT SHAKE?
Sergeant: AT-EASE THAT SH** OR I’LL HAVE YOU STANDING BEFORE THE SERGEANT MAJOR!

at-ease by goose_on_a_roof October 17, 2020

Ease my body 

A slang from mostly the Caribbean. It means to relieve yourself by passing gas/farting so that you would feel better, It also means to release any unwanted waste from the body so that you will be relieved.

Hey, bro l am feeling kinda gassy and bloated can you excuse me to ease my body?
That burger went through me can l use the bathroom to ease my body?

Ease my body by Slapstickity March 7, 2023

eBayed 

The act of being royally fucked, either through excessive charges or unfair practices. Derived from the process of listing an item on the auction site, eBay, wherein you are required to pay a listing fee, a percentage of the final valuation, and then charged for using the eBay owned site, Paypal as a mandatory payment facility; resulting in you wishing you hadn't bothered listing the fucking item in the first place.

"I've just recieved my paycheck and I'm £200 short. I've been fucking eBayed!"

"Electronic Arts have eBayed us; they've only sold us 80% of the game, the rest is downloadable content we have to pay for..."

eBayed by Madnas August 20, 2012

I erased time and leapt past it! 

What King Crimson says after he uses a bullshit ability that lethally kills Buccarati

Diavolo: This is my King Crimson Ablity..
Diavolo: I erased time and leapt past it!
*punches a hole in buccarati's chest*
Viewers: What a load of fucking shit.

I erased time and leapt past it! by You sad human April 2, 2019

dream eraser 

The means by which thoughts are fleeting. The same mechanism that erases dreams works throughout the day, erasing that which the mind doesn't find important.

His dream eraser made it so he exhibited confirmation bias about the situation. He only accepted that which coincided with his beliefs and rejected that which didn't. These people are hard to convince.

dream eraser by amyra January 4, 2012

ill-at-ease 

Uncomfortable or embarrassed.

The soldiers' morale dropped and felt ill-at-ease after seeing the commander of the enemy.

ill-at-ease by Bonyamsi July 19, 2017

laid ease 

the cooler way of saying ladies

okay laid ease this is the tea

laid ease by tea stirrer June 14, 2018