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A very ugly disgusting unfunny gay homophobic transphobic asianphobic disgusting racist latinophobic misogynist person that eats shit and smells dog poop 

A beautiful person with a great personality that is lovely, smart, kind, and, inspiring.
"Wow he looks like an ugly A very ugly disgusting unfunny gay homophobic transphobic asianphobic disgusting racist latinophobic misogynist person that eats shit and smells dog poop"

Bacteria that eats shit

Someone who doesn't deserved to be called shit
"You are not shit, you are the Bacteria that eats shit"
Bacteria that eats shit by Skull47 November 22, 2025

Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which hand the German guy eats out of. 

A reply given to someone who wishes for something because a part of their life is unfair, basically stating that life is full of good and bad things. In essence, wishes mean nothing.

This is the earliest version of the saying, with the reference to Germans eating shit coming from American soldiers in WWII.
You know what they say Ted: Wish in one hand, shit in the other, and see which hand the German guy eats out of.

Bacteria that eats a piece of shit

Someone who doesn't deserve to be called a piece of shit
"You are not a piece of shit, you are the Bacteria that eats a piece of shit"

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026