easons 

an excuse as a search warrant for the spelling nazis to find you within your own home and take you to their Literary Concentration Camps.
-usually spotted within text such as most commonly mispelled words while the grammar is taken out of oral context

Excuse me, which of the four "easons" is it now?
Oh no! Quick, go to Switzerland before they search your home! It's neutral land! You'll be safe from their Perfect & Literate World Order!

easons by Spelling/Grammar Nazi Overlord June 22, 2011

Deyione Scott Wilson Eason

Deyione Scott Wilson Eason, who used to go by EDP445 or Bryant Moreland, is an alleged pedophile.

Deyione Scott Wilson Eason is the new name of EDP445.

Deyione Scott Wilson Eason by thebigdandbigc February 22, 2022

david eason

A piece of shit ugly abusive loser who brutally abuses and kills small animals to hide his secret insecurity, his micropenis. He is usually seen with a trashy druggie female by his side.

Bruh that David Eason has a new mugshot picture, he legit looks like a methed up Lurch.

david eason by Justice4Nugget May 5, 2019

David Eason

the 100th boyfriend Jenelle Evans has had. He is a piece of shit who abuses kids and kills dogs.

"Fuck David Eason for killing the dog"

David Eason by girly1975 July 5, 2019

eason

greatest name on earth

eason is the best

eason by savagedabdude21 September 25, 2017

Eason Chan

The best singer of his generation; one of the only singers who sing just as well live as on their recordings.
Eason is a multi-talented musician, able to play a wide array of instruments and also having a powerful excellent voice.
He is comparable to Jacky Cheung, also a great live singer and a person who became famous through true talent rather than appearances and other superficial popularity.

Ray: Eason Chan is the best HK singer right now.
Melanie: I'd say he's tied with Jacky Cheung.
Helene: That's still a big statement to make.
Ray: I don't fight it. Eason and Jacky = best ever!

Eason Chan by Kerilyn June 1, 2006

easocs 

Stands for 'Eat a Stick of Cat Shit'

Originated on the Friday Club forumz.

LEE, you are such a fucking noob, EASOCS

easocs by R&R December 9, 2008