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IT IS A NINJA OF THE EAR TRIBE WHO ISN'T AFRAID OF DEATH OR EVEN THE EARWAX MONKEY OF DOOM. THEY ARE CONSTANTLY FORGING FOR CHEESEBERRIES IN LATE DECEMBER TO EARLY FEBRUARY. THEY HAVE THE ABILITY TO MANIPULATE TIME.
"Ow I have been stabbed by an EARWEER!"

"I can't move the EARWEER is manipulating time again."

"We must defend ourselves against the horde of EARWEERS!"
by Octonose/NOOBDESTROYER5000 May 30, 2009

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