earsex

The sensual and unspoken act of inserting ones penis into an ear cavity. Ear penetration can spread STDs, so, use an ear diaphragm.

Mike - "Did you guys hook up last night or what?"
Ned - "Oh man, the best earsex of my life last night. So hot right now."

by recipher August 27, 2005

earsex

*having sex in the ear*

No.

Hot guys.

EARSEX!

Everyone-"where"??

by you suck October 09, 2003

earsex

A hot guy is an earsex. An okay looking guy is an earfart, and an ugly guy is a dogfart.

J: Earsex!
A: Where?
P: No way, total earfart.
J: Na uh.

by Earsexyness October 09, 2003