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1 definition by Earsexyness

 
1.
A hot guy is an earsex. An okay looking guy is an earfart, and an ugly guy is a dogfart.
J: Earsex!
A: Where?
P: No way, total earfart.
J: Na uh.
by Earsexyness October 09, 2003