EXbox 

A former girlfriend or hookup's vagina aka box that you used to play with but got tired of or it became obsolete due to various reasons.

Dane: Brandon was playing with his exbox last night.

Dad: I thought you got rid of that thing?

Brandon: I did but I was drunk and decided to plug it in and play it again.

See also: Penalty Box

EXbox by thekid2009 January 23, 2009

exbox 

(n) Your ex-girlfriend's vaginia.

Guy1: Hey bro, can I play with your exbox?
Guy2: Sure why not. That shit is whack, I couldn't play Madden on it.

exbox by Mad Sclupu June 20, 2007

ExBox 

Typically referring to an ex-girlfriend or ex-wife (and her lady parts), now also refers to an ex-boyfriend or ex-husband who was an XBox addict.

I'm so glad ExBox moved out. Now I don't have to hear his gaming noise anymore. No shouting at other players who camped him, no more pounding on the desk that's breaking because of his XBox rage problem, and no more zombie or warfare noises coming from the next room giving me nightmares. Now he is free to start his dream of becoming a professional poker player based on his vast success playing with fake money against soccer moms. B'Bye ExBox!!! Hello Peace!

ExBox by TryingToBeAGrownUp September 11, 2009

eXbox 

An ex-girlfriend.

I was thinking of going
over tonight and playing with the eXBox.

eXbox by PerkyPenetrator January 23, 2004

Exbox 

A beloved Xbox console that has been replaced with a fresh, young, and sexy xbox 360.

Sean: I was cleaning out my closet yesterday when I accidentally ran into my old exbox..
Josh: Ouch..poor thing..
Sean: Yeah, she gave me the look..

Exbox by Gluttony_V August 16, 2009

Expoxsed 

A great ig account that deserves to have more followers than Cardi B... I mean @expoxsed already has better content

Cardi-“ Omg I think I finally have competition

Hennessy-“ Lmao you mean Nicki?”
Cardi-“no...@expoxsed”
*Hennessy unfollows Cardi and follows Expoxsed*

Expoxsed by expoxsedtookmynair September 15, 2018

Expoxsed 

An ig account who spams relatable memes and has sugar daddy’s who send her $0.02 through PayPal on the daily. Expoxsed has beef with Cardi B.

Nicki Minaj: “Omg, Cardi B, you don’t even compare to @expoxsed.

Cardi B: Nicki Minaj, shut ya mouth before I throw my other shoe at you. I’m better than expoxsed!

Expoxsed: kween Nicki has spoken, I, expoxsed, overrule Cardi!

*expoxsed reports and blocks Cardi B*

Expoxsed by aag4ever September 16, 2018