ePenis

Measure of a mans power and stance on the interweb.

Also commonly used as a form describing ones sexual insecurity.
stfu n00b, *banned*

my epenis just shrank
by JoshNZ November 17, 2003
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ePenis

What the typical intardnet geek uses to prove his superiority. Usually involved with retarded flames and is used to compensate for having a tiny real penis.
SBB flips out his ePenis to 0wn everyone but no one cares, because he's not getting any in real life.
by Frank Stallone June 02, 2003
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The large apendage attatched to geeks on the internet. (aparently)
Qube got slapped in the face by generals huge e-penis
by general_specific July 03, 2003
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The Size you wish it really were. People with low self esteem or a big ego will generaly claim a big ePenis, the only one truely worthy of such claims are the 1337 (Subliminal)

See also ePussy
Joe: Hey sue, I got a 10 inch Penis
Sue: W0W! *Closes window* My names not really sue, im bob, and I have a ePussy.
by Haywood Jablome April 15, 2005
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ePenis

N. A measure of a person(s) internet statues, specifically pertaining to MMORPG video games. Used in mocking terms to describe someone who thinks themselves overly leet. Generally used to describe a twitch gamer or power gamer.
ZOMG I hate that nub, he beat me in a duel and then wouldn't stfu about his ePenis.
by Fran Vinokur February 21, 2008
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ePenis

N. A measure of a person(s) internet statues, specifically pertaining to MMORPG video games. Used in mocking terms to describe someone who thinks themselves overly leet. Generally used to describe a twitch gamer or power gamer.
ZOMG I hate that nub, he beat me in a duel and then wouldn't stfu about his ePenis.
by Fran Vinokur January 04, 2008
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ePenis

N. A measure of a person(s) internet statues, specifically pertaining to MMORPG video games. Used in mocking terms to describe someone who thinks themselves overly leet. Generally used to describe a twitch gamer or power gamer.
N: ZOMG I hate that nub, he beat me in a duel and then wouldn't stfu about his ePenis.
by Fran Vinokur November 26, 2007
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