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e-vorced 

An E-vorce is when your significant other changes their "marital status" on myspace, facebook, etc. When they are upset with you. This can be temporary or permanent depending on the seriousness of the situataion.
"Hey Blue Eyes, your facebook says you are single again, wanna make out?

"No, my wife just e-vorced me for the day since I forgot to put the seat down, she will get over it and fix my status later"
e-vorced by Blue Eyes, yo February 18, 2010
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A receipt, purchase order, or other billing document sent via email, text, or social media
don't pay me now. I'll e-voice you later, and you can pay me then.
e-voice by pratorm December 2, 2013
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E AGORA EU VAS ATRAS DE VOCE DIGA BYE BYE 

Brazilian Portugeese for "And now I'm coming after you, so say bye bye!" The unofficial catchphrase of Lord X from the Sonic PC Port.
Lord X: "E AGORA EU VAS ATRAS DE VOCE DIGA BYE BYE!"
Majin Sonic: "E somos mais velozes pra correr diga bye bye!"
Like a divorce but online and not official.
Wife: Hey idiot we have to talk.
Husband: Oh no.
Wife: So I've decided that I can't do this anymore sorta. So I've decided to get an evorce.
Husband: Don't say things you might regret later.
Wife: It's too late. I've already removed you from my facebook friends list.
Husband: I see. I'll just pack my digital stuff and move it over to my page.
Wife: Don't worry. I already deleted it.
evorce by evorced husband November 13, 2010
Former name for Brexit. Now that all the paperwork has been signed, the U.K. has officially divorced itself from the EU aka the rest of Europe, hence E(urope-di)vorce.
After the transition period is over, Britain has finalized its evorce.
Evorce by Disinfictionary February 2, 2020
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026