Heather: I tried to log in twenty times and it kept sending me to random pages. That site is e-tarded!
Ann: Hm? My cellphone. What?
Sam: Jesus Ann, you're totally E tarded. Where's your cell?
Ann: Uh, what were we just talking about?
Person 2: Yea. I thizzed so hard! Man I was rollin balls. I'm "e-tarded" today.