slang for Express mart, a kwiki mart style store by the handball courts in miller place, they sell glass pipes and beer and blunts, as well as a fine array of porno and cigarette lighters, munchie foods, handballs, and various doodads that an intoxicated person might be compelled to buy.
by jack carol December 9, 2005
Two definitions:
The name of the convenience store in the animnated TV series The Simpsons.
A generic name for any convenience store, when you can't think of the name of a specific one.
The name of the convenience store in the animnated TV series The Simpsons.
A generic name for any convenience store, when you can't think of the name of a specific one.
Person A: "Is there a Kwik-E-Mart near here?"
Person B: "There's a Seven-Eleven down on Second Street."
Person A: "That works."
Person B: "There's a Seven-Eleven down on Second Street."
Person A: "That works."
by Ryan Thompson January 16, 2004
A store from the Simpsons that you buy food/drugs for an insane price that is really worth .20 cents. Apu is a Mexican Smuggler who pretends to be an "Indian" and claims that cows are "holy," along with elephants. You can tell he's a mexican because he has 482 trillion children and a gay last name.
dang look at Apu, and that smuggler is all working at kwik e mart like he knows it all. like hes the boss, like he knows how to "run business."
omfg i caught apu masturbating behing the squishee machine!
omfg i caught apu masturbating behing the squishee machine!
by Katyah December 23, 2008
-A place where you would insanely spend your money on a peice of shit that was worth .40 cents.
-Apu the smuggler, who hides his identity of an Indian. He is actually a Mexican who is embarrassed of his ethnicity
-Apu the smuggler, who hides his identity of an Indian. He is actually a Mexican who is embarrassed of his ethnicity
by MEXICANSSUK December 21, 2008