by Mix-Master July 17, 2006
by hyperexcel June 17, 2003
Johnny's money he uses to buy ecstasy goes directly into the pockets of some ecstasy manufacturer in the Netherlands. That e-tard needs to chill with the tabs.
by Ifucanreadthisgoodjob July 31, 2006
by Ali J December 20, 2004
A person who believes they are proficient in the use of technology and the internet, but in reality know only enough to present a danger to themselves and to others.
He said he knew how to program CGI. "Isn't that just like HTML but with more graphics?" What an e-tard!
by Melaketh October 07, 2003
One who is still caught in the clutches of a constant state of MDMA use whenever they attend any type of nite club, dance or electronic event. Can be spotted easliy huddled in corners with others, grinding teeth, giving all their cash to the bartender, talking not just to much, but saying to much and spreading false love to people they hardly know. Plural = E-Tards
The Nick Warren show would have been great if the E-Tards had not had it on lock down the whole nite.
by electro soundwave October 21, 2003
(person) Someone who stares at their smart-phone or monitor and LOLs, or literally ROTFL. Normally, their phone is an extension of their arm. They suffer neckpain and sore thumbs. Typonese and lack of proper grammar is also associated with e-TARDS . Walking also becomes an issue for e-tards, and objects or people get in their way. An e-Tard helmet may be necessary to protect the cranium of those who suffer from e-Tard fits. are great multi-taskers. They are able to google+ and/or text, while driving/eating/working.
by Googly Person September 13, 2011