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etard:
Someone who is a Retard Online in Chat or Forums.
Why are you such an etard?

That dude is really etarded.
by Mix-Master July 17, 2006
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n. an inexperienced or irresponsible abuser of ecstasy (3,4-MDMA)
If it weren't for etards, the rave scene would have such a better reputation outside.
by hyperexcel June 17, 2003
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The dumbshits who make ecstasy traffickers and manufacturers rich.
Johnny's money he uses to buy ecstasy goes directly into the pockets of some ecstasy manufacturer in the Netherlands. That e-tard needs to chill with the tabs.
by Ifucanreadthisgoodjob July 31, 2006
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A person who has never been the same after taking a high dose of MDMA.
Fat boy and Jer have been e-tards ever since sloan made the big molly gel caps.
by Ali J December 20, 2004
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A person who believes they are proficient in the use of technology and the internet, but in reality know only enough to present a danger to themselves and to others.
He said he knew how to program CGI. "Isn't that just like HTML but with more graphics?" What an e-tard!
by Melaketh October 07, 2003
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One who is still caught in the clutches of a constant state of MDMA use whenever they attend any type of nite club, dance or electronic event. Can be spotted easliy huddled in corners with others, grinding teeth, giving all their cash to the bartender, talking not just to much, but saying to much and spreading false love to people they hardly know. Plural = E-Tards
The Nick Warren show would have been great if the E-Tards had not had it on lock down the whole nite.
by electro soundwave October 21, 2003
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(person) Someone who stares at their smart-phone or monitor and LOLs, or literally ROTFL. Normally, their phone is an extension of their arm. They suffer neckpain and sore thumbs. Typonese and lack of proper grammar is also associated with e-TARDS . Walking also becomes an issue for e-tards, and objects or people get in their way. An e-Tard helmet may be necessary to protect the cranium of those who suffer from e-Tard fits. are great multi-taskers. They are able to google+ and/or text, while driving/eating/working.
The majority of Google+ users are e-TARDS.
by Googly Person September 13, 2011
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