The Parker E-Act Academy

The Parker E-Act Academy - home of roadmen, national treasure Millstreet, Russians and annoying year 7s.

The Parker has an army of official roadmen, if you spot one of these beware as they might push you or try and sell you lucazade, stay cautious!

In the schools' canteen you might find a rare breed of whores. However though there has been an influx of gamer girls and weebs.

Usually if the females are not hanging out in the canteen, they will be standing on corners asking each other if they shave their pussy.

There are also a lot "football kids" who think they're hard but really they are just wankers.

If you don't rob at least 5 chocolate bars a day from the local coop then you can't be classed as a parker kid.

If your child supports brexit and loves the Queen, send him here!!! The Parker is a proud, British only school. Absolutely NO foreigners.

EDIT: turns out there are polskis in the school

Roadman 1:Yo bruv lemme sell you a chocolate bar ennit, where will we meet

Roadman 2: Yo bruv meet me in the parker e-act academy you feel me. Brexit means brexit, god save the queen

The Parker E-Act Academy by Not some one from the parker February 13, 2019

Crest E-Act Academy 

A school where the teachers expect us to "Lock in" when the teachers send us to reset

Theres this Fat old Teacher Named Mr Okhas who gets angry at the Y11s when he is not i the mood
oh yeah he also pulled an office teacher somehow

People vape in the school and the teachers think of us as terrible students

Crest E-Act Academy can be used ina way to insult somebody in a harsh way or call them a menace

Crest E-Act Academy by Ramzie.AB December 6, 2024

E-Actor 

Someone who acts like someone they're not in real life.

Earl says he starting split end for his football team. The truth is the kid is 5 foot 6, weighs 180, can barely bench 60 and runs a 40 in 10 seconds and cant even catch. Hes a real good E-Actor.

E-Actor by TheyCallMeJesus August 21, 2008

eactly 

a lazy nonchalant version of exactly, precisely...
a sign of indefinite need for sleep
when your fingers are too tired to type and x is neglected - your body is crying out for attention
the britney spears of typing errors

A ."so.... are you tired like me?"

B . "yeah, but im hungry too"

A . "eactly"

B. "what? you make no sense go to bed!!"

eactly by precisely May 4, 2010