a man who just straight up looks like a sloth. loves to mooch on other people and haves sex with guys
man hes such a dylan
by bhvjgajkdbflkavl February 13, 2009
A complete retard. He is very sexy, but very rude, a cheater. He cheats on everything, tests, girlfriends, basketball and football games. He likes bad music. He talks to himself alot, and texts in class. He has a new girl every ten seconds, because he is a good kisser and is hott but annoying. He always dumps people they never dump him.
Girl 1: he dumped me right after he told me he loved me!
Girl 2: he is hott, but man is he a dylan!
by BILBOTHEFRICKEER March 01, 2009
a nasty ass incest bitch. has many STD's. humps anything with two legs, well it doesn't even have to have legs..
"that dude's humping that chick!"
"that's his sister..."
"what a fucking Dylan!"
by ghetto:]] March 24, 2009
emo wanna be that thinks they're cool
person 1: haha look at that emo wanna be!!!!

person 2: lol what a Dylan
by SUPER EMO#1 January 03, 2009
A smart-ass who is ugly but is also good with the ladies.
That dylan... he's stealing all my girls and grades.
by koihthgfg May 13, 2008
A gay man, usually found on 200 Fabyan Road playing call of duty and/or guitar hero III. He sucks equally at both but he insists he is "The Shit." He only wears pink and aquamarine shirts and I tink he has a lime green polo too. He's kind of cool.. a little..sometimes?
Dude, Dylan's gay!
Yeah I think he takes it up the ass...Actually I know that.
by angelbaby456 June 19, 2008
A slang term for an ugly looking shemale prostitute who still might worthy of sexual intercourse.

Can also be used loosely in any context when describing a shemale.
pete slept with a dylan last night
by cedir nitro March 17, 2007

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