Top Definition
a small piece or collection of food that snots over and lodges itself inconspicuously into your throat to rot. It remains there until expelled at a later time often by a violent cough or sneeze.
"Eww, I just coughed up a dweed, wanna smell?"
by Madamasselle March 01, 2003
An alternative word for 'fuck' more commonly used in Glasgow Scotland
Dude 1: What do you think of that chic?

Dude 2: Dweed!

Dude 1: What about those 3 girls?

Dure 2: Dweed, dweed, would'neh dweed
by VixenGlasvagas February 05, 2010
A person that you would normally call a dweeb, but since they smoke such copious amount of marijuana they can only be referred to as a Dweed.
Johnny McHighverson just sits in his room all day watching Star Trek and smoking pot. Man, he's such a dweed.
by GFYGAH February 09, 2011
A nerdy/dorky pot smoker. Portmanteau of "dork" and "weed," variation of dweeb.
God, my brother is such a dweed. He just sits on that couch playing Dungeons and Dragons with his mouth-breathing stoner buddies all day.
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by SpongeSeb April 11, 2016
This word was created circa 1973 by a group of high-school students at a northern Indiana school and led to the accidental creation of the word dweeb.

The original intent of this word was to be a shortened form of dickweed. By using the word dweed, they were able to call their classmates derogatory terms in front of teachers with no repercussions.

Because only a select group of students knew what was actually being said, the word was mispronounced in abundance, causing the word to involve dweeb.
"You're such a dweed."

"I'm not a dweeb!"
by Child of originator March 11, 2014
Marijuana, boo, "that trash".
"Hey, where'd you get that dweeds nigga?"
"My dude"
"Don't worry about it. You don't know him"
by thoooo adam December 27, 2006
weed, pot, marijuana; abr. of "the weed"
...some call it "dweed"... Peter Tosh "Legalize It"
by Snake Snail Doggie Tail April 19, 2010
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