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1.
dwark = dwarf + dork = a very short dork.
Mork drives a Festiva because he's a dwark.
by Jeff Tea and Jeff Gee June 10, 2006
 
2.
A comically small nerd; the combination of a dork and a dwarf.
"Hey did you hear Frodo bailed on that ring quest thing?

"Yeah, he's been obsessed with playing dungeons and dragons lately, and I think he got cold feet..."

"Wow, what a dwark."
by wolfman77 September 05, 2013