Usually found to be having a fetid, putrid odor, not unlike that of James Swingline. Usually found to have the texture of tapioca or hemmeroid cream. Origins are in Lakeland, Florida.
Much to his dismay, he found ductbutter in his anus. Consequently, this caused his girlfriend's bad breath.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle bitermay be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"