for every flower there comes the dirt...
the dustpan man is essential for cleaning up the ugly and keeping the party going. so that we as males can continue pollinating the world.
"taking one for the team" but really just likes to get it in
"Yea, he's the best. We're still giving him shit though."
"Oh, God Yea! I could of stuck her face into a gum ball machine it was so flat."
Steve: Straight up. Ben's usually chill, but last night he was a total dustpan.
jack: "neither did your mother last night!"
everybody else around:"DUSTPAAAAAN"