guy that gets with ugly girls.
for every flower there comes the dirt...
the dustpan man is essential for cleaning up the ugly and keeping the party going. so that we as males can continue pollinating the world.
"taking one for the team" but really just likes to get it in
"I'm so glad you brought you roommate over, this one squish faced chick kept trying to cock block me. Then the dustpan came and scooped her up, leaving me to pollinate with that sexy slut all night."
"Yea, he's the best. We're still giving him shit though."
"Oh, God Yea! I could of stuck her face into a gum ball machine it was so flat."
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