{From a BBS about scooters and electric wheelchairs}:

Just making my daily check-in from Juneau AK. USA...my people (who live in Nicaragua) we have but one bunghole...er...uh...I mean, "I only have a sodding singular update to my website today...it is an update to my Foto(s) del Día" web page with...well, what else could it be? An old mattress with urine & spooge (piss & sperm) stains and with multiple razor-sharp springs sticking out of it set out with the garbage in the owner's hopes that the dustcart would pick it up? NO YOU SILLY GOOSE!!! IT'S A NEW PICTURE!!!
by Telephony April 2, 2014
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A disgraceful hopeless case or way of being; belongs at a non recycling waste site or in a bin.
I hope he gets the sack he's such a dustcart of a manager!

I cant believe he finessed his way into her knickers considering he dustcarted his way through life!
by Winston Archibald May 3, 2020
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