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Crop Dust 

Walking past someone and farting.
Crop Dust by Anonymous February 26, 2003

crop dust suicide 

When you accidentally fart as you are sitting down to poop and you have your head in the fumes!
I heard Jeff gagging in the bathroom and I assumed he committed crop dust suicide!
crop dust suicide by Bigrow October 13, 2016

Crop dust 

Going in a niggas area and silently farting by him.
Imma finna crop dust that nigga Jaylon so he'll leave.
Crop dust by katelynthecropduster68 February 12, 2017

crop dust 

A term used by servers in a restaurant. When you have a table of assholes, you ask a co-worker if they can "crop dust " the table. As they pass by the table, and trail a nasty fart around said table. this keeps you blameless.
Dude, Will someone please crop dust table 15, the've been giving me shit all night.
crop dust by jimrim June 26, 2007

Crop-dust 

To fart discretely and then walk away from the scene so as not to be detected.
"My stinky was completely undetected, Susan...I crop-dusted my way across the party."
Crop-dust by Michael Cunningham January 27, 2004

crop dust 

when someone passes gas around you and then escapes as if it never happened
"Man, how you gonna crop dust me like that?"
crop dust by amy ice December 31, 2007