Someone who gets a hard on watching other people lift weights.
Joe: Hey, tissot have you seen that tall brown guy lifting weights?
Tissot: Course Joe, I'm getting a Durkin watching him.

Joe: Me too. Here, let me jerk it down for you. Splish splash splosh!

Tissot: damn, that was amazing, that Durkin has made me thirsty now. I need a bottle of water now!
by Wolfpackers July 13, 2019
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A shot in the game of pool/billiards referred to as the "Durkin".

This shot is usually extremely lucky but bad ass. It is a shot that should not be made but is.

The Durkin shot is also a safety shot in which 2 balls are in a dead lock side by side and the player shooting shoots a safety just taping the ball enough to move them into each other and off a rail without disturbing the balls origianl position. The original position would be 2 balls dead locked one against a rail. (I.E a cue ball locked on an 8 ball on the rail).
The safety shot

- (I.E a cue ball locked on an 8 ball on the rail).

Usage of the term Durkin

"you just pulled a Durkin" or "That's a Durkin shot"
"do a Durkin ( safety shot )"
by Biggunnumbaone December 21, 2009
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Someone so comically short, that any time a size based comment is made, an alternative version is also noted from Durkin’s point of view
Man my internet is running slow, I bet someone is streaming midget porn.

Or as Durkin would call it; ‘Normal sized porn’.
by vstherock July 23, 2021
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A guy that’s so goofy even looking at him makes you want to punch him in the face. Usually named Tyler.
Hooking up a water heater with quick connects is a real Durkins move.
by Another levell April 15, 2018
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Skurkin' the durkin. To skurk the durk. To jack off/wank/spank the monkey/ choke Charlie till he throws up/charm the cobra/massage the purple headed warrior/ect
Man. Last night at Ethan's, I totally walked in on his little brother Alex skurkin his durkin! It even made me start skurkin the durkin, all of a sudden, all of us were skurkin our durkins! It was such a great night.
by Leiviguy April 26, 2016
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sam gurking pusy hole allways chats online but not in person he got beat up and is scaired of girls once a fat boy put him up against a wall
Gurking tower he likes throwing temper tantrums

bent little lad cant fight whiter than snow
by segurk November 29, 2019
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