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DANKTASTIK 

An ENHANCED version of the word DANK for the DANKIEST of DANK! DANKTASTIK
🔥 Vincent’s weed is DANKTASTIK!
🔥I opened a bag of fresh cannabis and it smells DANKTASTIK!
🔥 Those DANK poplocking moves are DANKTASTIK
DANKTASTIK by ClassicRonnie June 3, 2019

dankterous 

When you want to smoke some sweet dank, but you know full and well that your weed might contain some rat poison or some shit.
"Bro, I want to smoke some of this weed really bad, but my dealer always puts rat poison in my shit"

"Put that away. That shit is dankterous!"

Throat Dunk 

When you dunk your meat into someone's mouth. While there are many ways to accomplish this move, the most common variation includes yelling "KOBE" and then taking a slight leap or hop to dunk the throat.
Throat Dunk by ZM1984 June 26, 2018

Dunk a Bannon

The act of defecation, particularly into a conventional toilet with a water-filled bowl. Entered the vernacular circa 2016, with reference to a particular political advisor of the era.
Hang on dude, I gotta dunk a Bannon before we split.

Hey, bring me some more TP, please! I just dunked a Bannon and I need some.
Dunk a Bannon by Gingerbutt's mama September 3, 2022
“Dunkard” is a derogatory term for the Amish.
Dirty ass Dunkard, I am trying to drive here!
Dunkard by real_rc3 March 5, 2019

Danger Dunk 

The act of performing a high risk maneuver which involves dunking a biscuit in tea for a recklessly excessive period of time, resulting in a structural failure of the biscuit. This causes an undesirable sodden residue in the bottom of the cup which may be accidentally ingested, causing you to reconsider your life choices.
Baird didn't understand the risks involved in performing a danger dunk, this soon wiped the smile off of his blissfully ignorant face when his biscuit plunged into the void causing collateral damage to his sleeveless T shirt and leading to the eventual corruption of his tea.
Danger Dunk by MCbobzy June 15, 2013