The most prevalent eating establishment in Western Mass. Homogenising our culture so that people who fear new things can drink their extra large coffees in peace, before throwing the empties on MY LAWN!!!
I live within walking distance of three Dunkin Donuts, and accross the street from a McDonalds. Theese idiots come cruising through in their SUV's, throwing burger wrappers and Dunkaccino cups all over my property. I hope all some cop sees the powdered donut dust all over their shirt, notices their speeding vehichle, thinks "coke." and gives them the full routine, body cavity search, make their day hell for once. Rich fucks.
by Teh ded Pope April 12, 2005
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The anti-Starbucks.

An chain of bad donuts on every corner in the north east. They also serve bad coffee. There are almost as many DD's around as there are ticks in New Hampshire, and is freequently patronised by boorish New Englanders.

Also called Double D but not to be confused with a bra size.

While Starbucks is too yuppie, Dunks is too redneck. We're still waiting for the inbetween coffee shop.


Dunkin' Donuts is CRAP!
by DoubleDDoctor April 10, 2009
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When you nut in her belly button and then she lets you smash your dick into it.
Jeff''damn she let me Dunk the Donut last night''
''Hey. Girl. Can I go Dunkin' Donut you? ''
by Nesquik_Boi February 13, 2017
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It's what America runs on, Dunkin'
While a certain upscaled, green logo'd franchise will shut down for 3 long hours on February 26, 2008 Dunkin' Donuts will gve out 99 cent lattes, cappuccinos, and espressos. Get your fix
by JaWu February 25, 2008
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A place that sells stale donuts that have been sitting on the counter all day.
I've been to this Dunkin Donuts 3 times and they've sold me stale donuts every visit.
by zman911 March 6, 2008
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Any kind of sex in an inappropriate setting. The act is referred to as dunkin donuts to avoid suspicion or simply avoid an awkward conversation altogether. The idea is that one could use "going to dunkin donuts" as an excuse or alibi, given Dunkin Donuts is often open 24-hours.
"So Mike, how was dunkin' donuts?"
"Eh, it was alright."

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unknowingly"Dave, remember when we got dunkin donuts that one time?"
appauled, disgusted look from Dave
pause
"What? It was as Crestian!"
by MotherEarthFracker November 15, 2007
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The phenomenon that occurs for males after age 40 when his gravity stricken, rubbery, wrinkled testicles meet The murky waters of the toilet when sitting for a poo.;fondue style is when turds are present with your nuts in the pool
I accidentally flushed during my first dunkin donuts swirlie ,luckily I had a plunger Handy because I didn’t want to have snake the drain again.
by J3r3my030303 January 16, 2018
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