Man I got dunckeled the other day! I gave my old refrigerator to Matt and he turned around and sold it for 500 bucks! That guy would sell his own baby!
A piece of Duncan from total drama fanart made by the person who goes as “eavee_ry” who also made a total drama alternative universe called “Island Of the Slaughtered” It shows Duncan with a fat ass shaped as grimace saying “What’s wrong, Courtney s-s-senpai..? Could it be.. you’re craving my duncheeks?” And it’s just really fuckingfunny.
“I like Duncan” “You mean duncheeks?” And they both say “DUNCHEEKY!”
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.